Horny Passenger
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
My fantasies are better
share lehwho is that?
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
My fantasies are better
ya right, like acid and you making out
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Originally posted by Rooney9:
ya right, like acid and you making out
0.othis is big news for gossipers around here
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Originally posted by Rooney9:
ya right, like acid and you making out
Got Peektures to Share ?
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
Got Peektures to Share ?
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I also got a story to share.
Yesterday when I took a taxy, the driver call Hokkienkia told me that he is very horny and he is a gay and wants to have sex with me.
I told him ok and he took off his pants. I can see that his dick is very wet and standing up. Than I took a penknife and cut off his dick and stuff it into his mouth and he is now impotent
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Originally posted by Hokkienkia:
One late morning at KK Children hospital, I picked a lady holding a baby at the taxi stand. I greeted her and she replied in mandarin. "伯父，我想�去Jurong西部街�91 (uncle, I want to go Jurong west street 91). I replied, "没有问题 (no problem)".I Can tell this lady is from china from the way she speaks.
In the cab, the baby starts to cry very loud, I guess he must be very hungry, my passenger asked me "我å�¯ä»¥å–‚养我的婴å©ï¼Ÿ(can I feed my baby?).
I reply "å�¯ä»¥ï¼Œè¯·ç»§ç»,(can, please go ahead)"
I continue to focus on my driving to ensure my passenger reach their destination safely.
The baby stop crying, the whole cab become very quiet, except I heard intermittent chu chu chu sound. I though my cab engine developed some intermittent engine problem and intend to send it to the workshop after dropped off the passenger.
I look at the rear mirror, noticed my passenger lay back with her eye closed, her t-shirt was lifted above her two big boobs,breathing a bit heavily while the baby was sucking her left breast for milk. the chu chu chu sound is from the baby sucking milk. I noticed the baby right hand was holding on to his mother right breast long nipple with some milk dripping off. My stress shoot up, instead of every 5 seconds looking at the rear mirror which I learned in my defensive driving course, I reduce it to every 3 seconds ( 1 apples, 1 apples, 3 apples)
The passenger open her eye and saw me looking at her,she smile and jokingly said
"Uncle, Lin yao bu yao he liang kou (mean you wanna suck a bit)?. That instant moment, I nearly loss control of my cab,the defensive driving course which I learned in the TVL class was put to good use. I manage to regain my posture and replied " I just had my coffee, thank"" She said " Uncle, do you mind pass me some tissues paper". I passed her some tissues paper and she used it to clean up the milk on her baby face, passenger seat and asked me to dispose it for her.
Reached Jurong West St 91, she pay me the taxi fare and $5 for my tissue paper and want a receipt. Siao liao, how to key in the $5. Call up my buddy up, they teached me to use surcharge buttons, key 5 times, each time $1. 5 times 5 dollars.
Cool Story Bro ! PRC call TDs 师傅 not 伯父
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Bro Reliefdriver4u, in china, they can any person who provide service t师傅 but this china lady localised liao, call taxi driver uncle.
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One sunday evening, I picked up a passenger from Airport to Pheonix xxxxxx . She wear a t-shirt and jean, petite, age about 40, pleasant looking, long hair, small breast and has1 big lagguages. I help her to load up her lagguage into my cab. I asked her in hokkien " Ki toh lo (mean go where). She reply, uncle, li buay hiao cong ang mo wei(mean you cannot speak english?).
I replied, wa boh tak che (I uneducated). She replied "Bey hiao grin (nevermind), wa ai ki Pho neix xxx (mean she want to go phoneix xxxx).
I said " Boh Boon Tuay (no problem). She look like a business woman and a frequent traveller because her lagguage bag has airline sticker all over the place.
In the cab, she took out her IPAD (not sanitary pad hor) and switched on and read her emails. I take the PIE routes. While driving along PIE, her Iphone rings and she put speaker on while she is typing her emails. My passenger name is Winnie and I overheard the english onversation between her and her friend.
Her iphone rings and she answered.
Winnie : What's up stephanie?Stephanie : You back to Singapore,how is your fantasy trip?
Winnie : It good and wonderful, I enjoy it very much and he nearly run out of breathe.
Stephanie : You mean the Kek leng kia muthu run out of breathe?
Winnie : Not kek leng kia muthu, is it my handosme angmo boy friend Stallone, Sylvester Stallone the Stallone.
Stephanie : What happen to kek leng kia muthu? You jilted him?Winnie : Oh, that piece of shit, a useless bump, not only I jilted him, I also want to throw him out of my window.
Heard the two women laughing, I lost a bit of concentration.If I laugh, I pi ja lobang(will be expose)
Winnie : Everytime we have sex, no foreplay, straightaway want to poke, put lot of KY and make my private part so messy and sticky. He always cum first before I cummed and he fall asleep immediately and left me high and dry and I have to clean him up.
Stallone is different, he know what is foreplay, he licked all over me like a mother cat licked all over its newborn kitten. I enjoyed hearing him moaning and he also enjoy mine, we cummed together at same second most of the time.
Stephanie : You so lucky, I envy you.
Winnie : Thank you, you still with Jockey Ong?
Stephanie : Yes, I still with him, my look, my shape and my size, hard to find new boyfriend. Jockey Ong not bad,had good sex, stamina, know what is foreplay, whenever we have sex, he will suck my breast like a hungry baby seeking for milk and touch and dig here dig there and last he will climbed over me and ride me like
his champion horse. Most often, I cummed first before he cum but this piece of shit has a very bad habit, he always spray his sticky glue all my face. Somemore can tell me, good for facial treatment, don't waste it.
Two women contniue to laugh, I very stressful, again nearly loss control of my cab.
Winnie : Have you ever go on top of Jockey Ong during your sex?Stephanie : No, never,he do not allow me to do so, that piece of shit worry I may crushed him to death.
Winnie : Like that your sex life must be very boring.
Stephanie : By the way, where are you now?
Winnie : Inside the cab.
Stephanie : OMG, what we talk, the cabby uncle overheard liao, I pai seh.
Winnie : Not to worry, cabby uncle not educated, he don't know english.I test him first thing when I hop into his cab.
Stephanie : Heng arh.
KNN, see me no up, I don't know english. If I don't know english, how can I attend the cabby course at Singapore Taxi Academy
and I passed my TVL with flying color, too bad, no scholarship from taxi companies but hardship on my rental rate.
Reached Phoniex xxxxx, I said " Mdm, taxi fare is $25, airport charg is $5, total is $30, you wanna pay by cash or credit card or net?
Winnie was shock after I spoke to her in fluent english, her face turned red and she said " Uncle, you said you don't know english, how come can speak very well when asking for payment? I told her, not only I know english, I also know Jockey Ong cum all over your friend stephanie's face.She pay me cash $30, sibei sianz, no tip.
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yours story ....really the best!!
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I bet he is a fake taxi driver. taxi driver will be busy driving on the streets at 2.16pm today where got time to come sgforum to post such imaginery stories
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�就好
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很快这篇就上晚报
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BEST! -
Kam siah kam siah.
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too bad i don't have sammyboy account, if not I'll up you everyday for the high quality post
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
too bad i don't have sammyboy account, if not I'll up you everyday for the high quality post
haha yah lor~~~
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Who the f*** is this ho-kia knn story writer or TD?
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Originally posted by Hokkienkia:
I though it was a ghost voice and I looked at the rear mirror and noticed the chinese gal was leaning against the angmo, her blouse was unbutton and saw the angmo hand slowly massaging her left breast and very gently and slowly twisting her nipple, sametime her hand was gently massaging the angmo private part.
I like your real mirror, can see so clear, where you buy ar...........
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Hokkienkia sure surf porn alot.......... sure have alot of Hongkong Category 3(RA) VCD/DVD in his home............. sure stopped by, pay n banged the roadside China gals whether he dropped pax near Geylang............ sure NEVER had sex with his pax b4.............................................
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, so far, he only talks about other people sex, looks and exposure, never himself having sex. Bro, bang china gal not cheap leh, you go there once, bang once, pay once, later go home pocket empty, body tired and legs weak
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Originally posted by bowah:, so far, he only talks about other people
sex, looks and exposure, never himself having sex. Bro, bang china
gal not cheap leh, you go there once, bang once, pay once,
later go home pocket empty, body tired and legs weak
haha very true bro~~~
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Originally posted by bowah:, so far, he only talks about other people sex, looks and exposure, never himself having sex. Bro, bang china gal not cheap leh, you go there once, bang once, pay once, later go home pocket empty, body tired and legs weak
he maybe a impotent guy and is still a virgin