Horny Passenger
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Last weeek, I picked up 2 office executives, a angmo (age around 40, big size) and chinese gal (age around 30, petite, long hair and small breast) at tuas end around 8 pm. Both look a bit tired after work. In the cab, I greet them and asked them where they wish to go. The angmoh told me to fetch the gal to a condo at simei and then fetch him to marina mandarin. I was so happy, this type of trip hard to come by. I take the PIE route and the angmoh asked me not to speed.
During the journey, defensive driving taught us to drive carefully at night and I was scanning the road from left to right and right to left every 2 sec and heard a faint lady voice said " Patrick, dun stop, this is my first time, please keep doing it, I enjoy very much". I though it was a ghost voice and I looked at the rear mirror and noticed the chinese gal was leaning against the angmo, her blouse was unbutton and saw the angmo hand slowly massaging her left breast and very gently and slowly twisting her nipple, sametime her hand was gently massaging the angmo private part.
Both are enjoying themselve very much and I am very stressful, my trouser zip nearly give way. No wonder the angmo asked me to drive slowly. Reached simei, the gal kiss him goodbye and aligned, I proceed to send the angmo to marina mandarin. During the journey, he chit chat with me about the places of interest in singapore and I asked him is the chinese gal from china? He said, yes, china and pr here and she just joining his company for less than 1 year and is his secretary.
Reached Marina Mandarin and the angmo pay me the taxi fare and tip $50. I decided to call it a day and wash my car. I notice a G string at the floor of the passenger seat and the seat abit wet and slippery. I think the G string belong to the chinese gal but how am I going to return to her? We taxi driver are told, any item left behind the taxi by passenger has to return back to passenger or if we keep the item, we will be charge for dishonesty and our taxi license will be revoke. Call my buddy up, he told me, bring it to LTA or nearest police post or your my cab company, they will do a DNA to make sure that piece of G-String belong to the rightful owner. Never in my life see a G-string before, so I used the tip $50 to buy 4D, tio jiat.
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Another high quality post by hokkienkia~ it never fails to make my day happy
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bravo gd story n imagination~~~~:P
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HokkienKia, u rock!
Hahahaha
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good imagination!
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
good imagination!
tats y i say dun post in sammyboy wasted man
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One late morning at KK Children hospital, I picked a lady holding a baby at the taxi stand. I greeted her and she replied in mandarin. "伯父，我想�去Jurong西部街�91 (uncle, I want to go Jurong west street 91). I replied, "没有问题 (no problem)".I Can tell this lady is from china from the way she speaks.
In the cab, the baby starts to cry very loud, I guess he must be very hungry, my passenger asked me "我å�¯ä»¥å–‚养我的婴å©ï¼Ÿ(can I feed my baby?).
I reply "å�¯ä»¥ï¼Œè¯·ç»§ç»,(can, please go ahead)"
I continue to focus on my driving to ensure my passenger reach their destination safely.
The baby stop crying, the whole cab become very quiet, except I heard intermittent chu chu chu sound. I though my cab engine developed some intermittent engine problem and intend to send it to the workshop after dropped off the passenger.
I look at the rear mirror, noticed my passenger lay back with her eye closed, her t-shirt was lifted above her two big boobs,breathing a bit heavily while the baby was sucking her left breast for milk. the chu chu chu sound is from the baby sucking milk. I noticed the baby right hand was holding on to his mother right breast long nipple with some milk dripping off. My stress shoot up, instead of every 5 seconds looking at the rear mirror which I learned in my defensive driving course, I reduce it to every 3 seconds ( 1 apples, 1 apples, 3 apples)
The passenger open her eye and saw me looking at her,she smile and jokingly said
"Uncle, Lin yao bu yao he liang kou (mean you wanna suck a bit)?. That instant moment, I nearly loss control of my cab,the defensive driving course which I learned in the TVL class was put to good use. I manage to regain my posture and replied " I just had my coffee, thank"" She said " Uncle, do you mind pass me some tissues paper". I passed her some tissues paper and she used it to clean up the milk on her baby face, passenger seat and asked me to dispose it for her.
Reached Jurong West St 91, she pay me the taxi fare and $5 for my tissue paper and want a receipt. Siao liao, how to key in the $5. Call up my buddy up, they teached me to use surcharge buttons, key 5 times, each time $1. 5 times 5 dollars.
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hokkien, you got watapp old tamp liao beh?
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hokkien u nber fail to suprise us with ur stories keep it up~~~~ ;)
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That is a reason video camera not allow inside taxi.
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Knn, this hokkienkia, hahaha...can go write one book, Singapore Taxi Uncle and Sex
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Originally posted by bowah:
Knn, this hokkienkia, hahaha...can go write one book, Singapore Taxi Uncle and Sex
One fine day, you will be inside one of my stories and I hope you know how to react to the situation.
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Yes, teacher.
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Ha Ha with Bro Hokkienkia's story of the day, many TDs will be losing focus on the roads soon. Remember keep focus.......
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hokkienkia, so far any happening in your cab?
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Not bad
another high quality post from hokkienkia~ -
Nice post, HokkienKia
If i were u, will also almost lose control
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Originally posted by Mr Milo:
Nice post, HokkienKia
If i were u, will also almost lose control
oh so what will you do? one hand on the driving wheel, the other hand shaking
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nah
i will be beri surprised and paiseh then 4get i am driving for a few seconds
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Originally posted by Mr Milo:
nah
i will be beri surprised and paiseh then 4get i am driving for a few seconds
come on dun be shy. this is your fantasy right, thats why you dream to be a TD, so that it will fulfil your whims and fancies
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i have better fantasies
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Originally posted by Mr Milo:
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i have better fantasies
like what?
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like Mariah Carey is my wife
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Originally posted by Mr Milo:
like Mariah Carey is my wife
she was hot in the 90s, esp her single hero. now she is so old now. -
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
like Mariah Carey is my wife
My fantasies are better