Horny Passenger
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Originally posted by FireEngine1:
if anyone can tell, this is a fantasy thread
I believe Uncle Cabby story than to TS story.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I HAVE TO SIGN UP TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!@@@ kNN!@ FULL OF WIN! SOME OF THE REPLIES DAMN FUNNY@!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE LEGS ON THE HEAD 1!!! HAHAHAHHA
KNN!!@@@ REAR MIRROR CAN SEE THE HUM 1 MEH???/? I TOT SEE THE HEAD NIA!!!!????
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Welcome to sgForum, soon you will know the 'people' here.
Actually I know all stories posted in this thread
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Originally posted by YaoSiuKia:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I HAVE TO SIGN UP TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!@@@ kNN!@ FULL OF WIN! SOME OF THE REPLIES DAMN FUNNY@!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE LEGS ON THE HEAD 1!!! HAHAHAHHA
KNN!!@@@ REAR MIRROR CAN SEE THE HUM 1 MEH???/? I TOT SEE THE HEAD NIA!!!!????
LoLfTWwTHomG Hasta La Vista, baby ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWGL6lHsDQ&feature=player_detailpage
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Originally posted by βÎτά:
For the above ladies (in the u-tube)... you must drive... (below) to stand a chance.....
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If I was rich, I'd probably spray paint my sports car to look like a taxi.
It's easier to pick up girls on the streets.
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Originally posted by βÎτά:
If I was rich, I'd probably spray paint my sports car to look like a taxi.
It's easier to pick up girls on the streets.
Wise men thinks alike.... spray paint cost more... go take a Vocational Licence... only picks Choi bu pax with short skirts... haha.
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Originally posted by Hokkienkia:
Bro, one taxi driver old bird told me, whoever taxi driver kenna caught piaking passenger, license gan tong hor.
You can ask her for her hp number and than call to arrange to piak her another day -
Originally posted by single_alone:
You can ask her for her hp number and than call to arrange to piak her another daycannot say not passenger meh, is gf.
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any interesting news ?
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Give these sweets (below) to pax next time.....
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
Give these sweets (below) to pax next time.....
where got sell such sweets? do these sweets make one horny?
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Originally posted by gorgorlokaychyong:
Rear mirror can see private part of passengers. "live" porn in taxi! Taxi trade upgraded liao!
rear mirror cannot see lah... if rear mirror adjust tilll can see below the face of the pax... den something wrong with the mirror liao... better send back to workshop to check... -
lau kway bu tonic is the best!
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Fetched a Japanese woman from Shangri la Hotel to Parc Oasis.
In the cab, she asked me "�父�ん�寿�を食������。" Meaning uncle you want to eat sushi ".
I look at her, she is present looking, housewife look, very gentle, out of the blue she asked me eat sushi. My dirty mind cell run wild for few second and then back to normal and I reply "�ん�寿��。" Mean What Sushi.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿�" mean Japanese Abalone Sushi. I know of Moon brand abalone or the flying wheel brand which we use it for our chinese new year lo hei. I reply " �り������空腹����。" mean thank you I am not hungry.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿������特別���食�る��ん��タクシー�転手愛�。Mean Most taxi driver love to eat japanese abalone sushi, how come you so special? I reply "感������������ょ��昼食を食��空腹����。Mean No thank, I just have my lunch and I am not hungry.
Reached Parc Oasis, drive pass the guard house. She paid me taxi fare + tip $10. After she aligned, I drive off, along PIE, I noticed one small box on the seat. Divert to bukit batok and park at the road side. Open up and it was Japanese Abalone Sushi. Call my cab company and the customer service officer said they cannot contact the customer because she did not book any call. Call my buddy and they told me to eat it or give to them. I eat it, taste nice,soft , smooth and juciy. Two mouth, I finish it and hoping for more. This type of passenger, make my day feel good.
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Now I am begining to regret not becoming a TD.
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Originally posted by Hokkienkia:
Fetched a Japanese woman from Shangri la Hotel to Parc Oasis.
In the cab, she asked me "�父�ん�寿�を食������。" Meaning uncle you want to eat sushi ".
I look at her, she is present looking, housewife look, very gentle, out of the blue she asked me eat sushi. My dirty mind cell run wild for few second and then back to normal and I reply "�ん�寿��。" Mean What Sushi.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿�" mean Japanese Abalone Sushi. I know of Moon brand abalone or the flying wheel brand which we use it for our chinese new year lo hei. I reply " �り������空腹����。" mean thank you I am not hungry.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿������特別���食�る��ん��タクシー�転手愛�。Mean Most taxi driver love to eat japanese abalone sushi, how come you so special? I reply "感������������ょ��昼食を食��空腹����。Mean No thank, I just have my lunch and I am not hungry.
Reached Parc Oasis, drive pass the guard house. She paid me taxi fare + tip $10. After she aligned, I drive off, along PIE, I noticed one small box on the seat. Divert to bukit batok and park at the road side. Open up and it was Japanese Abalone Sushi. Call my cab company and the customer service officer said they cannot contact the customer because she did not book any call. Call my buddy and they told me to eat it or give to them. I eat it, taste nice,soft , smooth and juciy. Two mouth, I finish it and hoping for more. This type of passenger, make my day feel good.
wah you know how to speak and typed in Japanese, impressive sia.
by the way where do the Japanese usually hang out at?
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Originally posted by mancha:
Now I am begining to regret not becoming a TD.
Taxis Industry in Singapore is a ...........
Sunset Industry.... Too Many Cabs (approx 26k) in a small island with lots of MRT stns.... Too Saturated with 950k vehicles.... Luckily me.... Not a TD...
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Originally posted by Hokkienkia:
Fetched a Japanese woman from Shangri la Hotel to Parc Oasis.
In the cab, she asked me "�父�ん�寿�を食������。" Meaning uncle you want to eat sushi ".
I look at her, she is present looking, housewife look, very gentle, out of the blue she asked me eat sushi. My dirty mind cell run wild for few second and then back to normal and I reply "�ん�寿��。" Mean What Sushi.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿�" mean Japanese Abalone Sushi. I know of Moon brand abalone or the flying wheel brand which we use it for our chinese new year lo hei. I reply " �り������空腹����。" mean thank you I am not hungry.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿������特別���食�る��ん��タクシー�転手愛�。Mean Most taxi driver love to eat japanese abalone sushi, how come you so special? I reply "感������������ょ��昼食を食��空腹����。Mean No thank, I just have my lunch and I am not hungry.
Reached Parc Oasis, drive pass the guard house. She paid me taxi fare + tip $10. After she aligned, I drive off, along PIE, I noticed one small box on the seat. Divert to bukit batok and park at the road side. Open up and it was Japanese Abalone Sushi. Call my cab company and the customer service officer said they cannot contact the customer because she did not book any call. Call my buddy and they told me to eat it or give to them. I eat it, taste nice,soft , smooth and juciy. Two mouth, I finish it and hoping for more. This type of passenger, make my day feel good.
You use google to translate??
Your Japanese translation failed big time. LOLz
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I picked up a young lady (late 20s to early 30s) at around 3 am. Face looks OK, body a bit flabby (means flabby tummy and something else).
When i stopped she looked at me for a few moment as if she was sizing me up before she came into the front seat. On the way I was wondering why a young lady like her wanted to go to the destination she asked. While I was thinking suddenly she asked "Uncle can you help me?" Then continue "My husband left me a few months back and I just gave birth two months ago, I NEED SEX".
Unle me goes ??@$#&%$%#??
Real?? Fantasy?? you decide yourself.
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Originally posted by WizQ:
I picked up a young lady (late 20s to early 30s) at around 3 am. Face looks OK, body a bit flabby (means flabby tummy and something else).
When i stopped she looked at me for a few moment as if she was sizing me up before she came into the front seat. On the way I was wondering why a young lady like her wanted to go to the destination she asked. While I was thinking suddenly she asked "Uncle can you help me?" Then continue "My husband left me a few months back and I just gave birth two months ago, I NEED SEX".
Unle me goes ??@$#&%$%#??
Real?? Fantasy?? you decide yourself.
so did you do it lol
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Originally posted by Uncle Cabby:
let me share my REAL encounter…........
if u all r interested 2 know wat happened next, i wil continue other day…...... now very tired…... wan 2 ZZZzzzzzz, lim pei swear tis is my REAL n TRUE encounter….........Some things are better kept to yourself.......... don't you think?
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Originally posted by Just_do_it_lah:
Taxis Industry in Singapore is a ...........
Sunset Industry.... Too Many Cabs (approx 26k) in a small island with lots of MRT stns.... Too Saturated with 950k vehicles.... Luckily me.... Not a TD...
In time to come, taxi service will be specialised.
Certain cabs for cruising and picking up pax, certain cabs for call bookings only. Certain areas no cruising, call bookings only.
And Limo service. When the old stogies are gone, I think stretch limos will be allowed in Singapore.
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Originally posted by Hokkienkia:
Fetched a Japanese woman from Shangri la Hotel to Parc Oasis.
In the cab, she asked me "�父�ん�寿�を食������。" Meaning uncle you want to eat sushi ".
I look at her, she is present looking, housewife look, very gentle, out of the blue she asked me eat sushi. My dirty mind cell run wild for few second and then back to normal and I reply "�ん�寿��。" Mean What Sushi.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿�" mean Japanese Abalone Sushi. I know of Moon brand abalone or the flying wheel brand which we use it for our chinese new year lo hei. I reply " �り������空腹����。" mean thank you I am not hungry.
She said " 日本�アワビ�寿������特別���食�る��ん��タクシー�転手愛�。Mean Most taxi driver love to eat japanese abalone sushi, how come you so special? I reply "感������������ょ��昼食を食��空腹����。Mean No thank, I just have my lunch and I am not hungry.
Reached Parc Oasis, drive pass the guard house. She paid me taxi fare + tip $10. After she aligned, I drive off, along PIE, I noticed one small box on the seat. Divert to bukit batok and park at the road side. Open up and it was Japanese Abalone Sushi. Call my cab company and the customer service officer said they cannot contact the customer because she did not book any call. Call my buddy and they told me to eat it or give to them. I eat it, taste nice,soft , smooth and juciy. Two mouth, I finish it and hoping for more. This type of passenger, make my day feel good.