Making Out
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One morning, little Johnny asked his mum what is "making out". His mum told him to hide behind the curtain at night and see what his elder sister and her boyfriend were doing.
The next morning, little Johnny told his mum what is "making out":
"When big sis and her boyfriend came home last night, they sat on the cushion and started kissing each other.
Big sis was having a fever, cos she said she's very hot. Apparently her boyfriend is a doctor, he put his hand on her face to check her temperature, then into her shirt to check her heart beat.
Big sis's fever was getting worse, she was squirming and slid down the cushion. She was getting breathless and her boyfriend removed her bra to help her breathing easier.
Then big sis removed his pants and an eel jumped out! Big sis was swearing that its the biggest she's ever seen. I should have told her about those big eels down in the lake!
She tried to kill the eel by biting its head off, but the eel was still alive after 5 minutes.
Big sis then took out a mask and covered the eel's head. I think they're afraid that the eel will bite them.
Big sis sat on the eel to crush it. It must have hurt, cos she's screaming her lungs out. After grinding for 10 minutes, the eel was still alive!
Her boyfriend then climbed on top of her and they tried to squash the eel between them.
After a while, both of them stopped moving. They must have been exhausted after 1 whole hour of trying to kill the eel.
I think they have killed the eel. It was limp. Big sis took out the mask and I could see its slimy remains in it." -
fortunate boy
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me wan to crush n squash the eel too...
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i tink repeat oso...
heard b4 here
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hannor.
heard many times le.
but it doesnt hurt to picture it again. -
ferret's dying to have u crush hisOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:me wan to crush n squash the eel too... -
*pui*
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ahaha, see one small boy boy thinking too muchOriginally posted by kenn3th:fortunate boy -
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Really stupid retarded coldest joke i have ever heard children pls grow up
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that kid would make a good author, such a vivid imagination...
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Slimy Content is Red Or White De
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sureOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:me wan to crush n squash the eel too... 
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not funny at all
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You find it arousing?Originally posted by the.owl:not funny at all -
no, I find it lame and unfunny.Originally posted by LBKLK:You find it arousing?