Welcome to the Psychic: Ask me now!
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Well, let me begin with what I left off: Basically, in short, I was (or should I say am?) banned. By our dearest totalitarian master, of course.
I have thus hereby created this new account. If you wish to ban me, please think about all the good charity work I'm doing for all of you lowlife people.
I better start with the disclaimer first:
Disclaimer:
The Psychic's comments about your personal life/online persona is not reflective of his actual feelings.
To carry on reading this thread, you must declare your tolerance towards certain sacarsm and criticism that I may whack in people's faces.
If not, hit the BACK button
In this official thread (I): You may ask the following -
a) Your personal life
b) Your future
c) Future/Current events, eg: Terrorism, etc.
d) Your/ Your friend's underwear Color
Let it be known that you may only ask ONE question from ONE category for every page only.
Do limit unnecessary comments.
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i want to noe my love life
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Please, tell me in what I differ from most of the forumers here. Don't consider my nick, I mean some other difference which is obvious.
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close and ban!
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thinkdifferent: You are very different, hell ye, you are truly different. Other than being plain dumb, you also possess a terrible sense of humor. Your low humor tendencies can only be adequately explained by your inherited Low IQ from your mostly peasant ancestry line. You are also different physically, I can see that your eyes are cocked "(or so in layman terms)" and your appendage is only 1 inch long. I also can forsee that as a grown-up man, you prefer Victoria's Secrets corsets to Crocodile briefs.
My Verdict: Get manly, today! -
tell me when u will be banned
and i tell u zun onot -
fine tell me my personal life..
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Stellazio: Weird, totally weird. This Chinaman prefers to don a futuristic nickname to hide his real Chinese-Helicopter self, in a wasted attempt. Other than surfing SgForums everyday and completely ignoring his own life, Stellazio revels in playing with NeoPets, GunBound and other disgusting activities. Stellazio reeks of rotten cheese and has not bathed for 5 months already, apparently keeping up with a World Record against competitiors, like Mr. Fudge, in an attempt to be the smelliest person in the world.
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i see..and now i know why you have no business..Originally posted by The Psychic:Stellazio: Weird, totally weird. This Chinaman prefers to don a futuristic nickname to hide his real Chinese-Helicopter self, in a wasted attempt. Other than surfing SgForums everyday and completely ignoring his own life, Stellazio revels in playing with NeoPets, GunBound and other disgusting activities. Stellazio reeks of rotten cheese and has not bathed for 5 months already, apparently keeping up with a World Record against competitiors, like Mr. Fudge, in an attempt to be the smelliest person in the world. -
OK, tell abt me.
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Psychic Guru shrugs: Those who dont see the humor in it should be shot.
LinYu: 15 year old kid from some neighbourhood school struggling to get past her puberty. Mind is always thinking about herself being beautiful, which is exactly the opposite. At 1.43m tall, and nearly 60kg, our dear LinYu tries to mask her real-life ugliness by appearing online with a supposedly "demure and cute and very chinkish" persona. Paradoxical it seems.
My Verdict: Time will tell. -
thank you. I am indeed humoured.Originally posted by The Psychic:Psychic Guru shrugs: Those who dont see the humor in it should be shot.
LinYu: 15 year old kid from some neighbourhood school struggling to get past her puberty. Mind is always thinking about herself being beautiful, which is exactly the opposite. At 1.43m tall, and nearly 60kg, our dear LinYu tries to mask her real-life ugliness by appearing online with a supposedly "demure and cute and very chinkish" persona. Paradoxical it seems.
My Verdict: Time will tell. -
your pathetic attempt to humour us leave much to be desired..
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Thank you very much. Now I know why you have been banned and today thanks to you I got to know that I am a man. I am a bit disappointed becasue I always thought I am female, even my parents, friends and all other people think I am a girl, even the guys who are after me think I am a girl and my exbf too and they are not gays. What should I do? I was not prepared to get to know that I am a man. I have been living as female, help me!!!!Originally posted by The Psychic:thinkdifferent: You are very different, hell ye, you are truly different. Other than being plain dumb, you also possess a terrible sense of humor. Your low humor tendencies can only be adequately explained by your inherited Low IQ from your mostly peasant ancestry line. You are also different physically, I can see that your eyes are cocked "(or so in layman terms)" and your appendage is only 1 inch long. I also can forsee that as a grown-up man, you prefer Victoria's Secrets corsets to Crocodile briefs.
My Verdict: Get manly, today! -
me leh???
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I do not recommend suicide, though I reckon it should be applicable in your case.
[If anyone of you is still wondering, yes, im out to offend people] -
SoulFire21: 3 Things can be seen from the mere mention of your name. No, it is not that your 21 year old soul is burning with passion, but rather it directly translates to:
A souless person, all fired upon upon the dream of reaching 21 years old.
You are a student from a SAP/autonomous school grappling with love-life in your single-sex high school. You want to jio that Katong Convent girl but you realise that she's been taken by some drug-smoking St.Patrick guy.
My Verdict: Smoke Marijuana, it makes you look cooler. -
hahahaha...y am i laughtin so hard!!!Originally posted by The Psychic:SoulFire21: 3 Things can be seen from the mere mention of your name. No, it is not that your 21 year old soul is burning with passion, but rather it directly translates to:
A souless person, all fired upon upon the dream of reaching 21 years old.
You are a student from a SAP/autonomous school grappling with love-life in your single-sex high school. You want to jio that Katong Convent girl but you realise that she's been taken by some drug-smoking St.Patrick guy.
My Verdict: Smoke Marijuana, it makes you look cooler. -
If that's a sacarsm, save it : Im out to offend people.
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how did you do it? so chun.
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Hello, U belong to satan or Jesus Christ or just the Force?
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fine. my turn. tell me abt my personal life
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lol this looks fun. I want it too....
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can i know about my life
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Personal life pls