Share price of The Far Left Corp dropped!
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Chn 8 newscaster Dong Su Hua (according to sbst, she is moving to Chn U
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Following yesterday's news that the CEO and founder of The Far Left Corp, LeftBallBigger, was found closeting with a Filipino mistress in his office, the TFLC's share price drop by $0.21 to the dollar. He was discovered after his wife, Hello Kitty made an abrupt visit to his office to give him a surprise. Mediacorp understand its LBB and Hello Kitty's 5th month wedding anniversary yesterday. A brawl ensued, in which Hello Kitty threw a bowl full of goldfish and a vibrator at LeftBallBigger. It is unknown whether LBB sustain an injury, but sources confirmed that an ambulance arrived at the company headquarter soon afterwards. Meanwhile, LBB and HK is unavailable for comment.
This scandal is another blow to TFLC after its Chief Operating Officer, Danisdead101times, was found last month having a serious mouth and throat infection. Rumours has it that Mr 101 might be inflicted with this mysterious infection from performing too many fellatios. Mediacorp is unsure at this point in time whether he did it on humans, or even on his dog Milky
. We will strive to bring you the latest news as soon as possible.
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an official statement will be issued by our public relations dept shortly
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Mediacorp has just received news that TFLC's Public Relations Director, Ms Babylover, will be holding a press conference shortly to address the issue of yesterday's brawl, as well as Mr 101's mysterious disease.
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Stay tune for the live showing of the press conference....
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Why CAD never go and Probe ah?
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elloOo...its holiday time now!
im taking the next flight... till then~
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SoOoOo~~~~~~~ CuTe
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oei, then who take over PR? nabeizzz....Originally posted by BabyLover:elloOo...its holiday time now!
im taking the next flight... till then~ -
what role do i play?
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ask kopsy to wear skirt laOriginally posted by laurence82:oei, then who take over PR? nabeizzz.... -
*shakes head*Originally posted by BabyLover:elloOo...its holiday time now!
im taking the next flight... till then~
its difficult to find good help nowadays...
they give birth...they take leave...
their fish give birth..they take leave...
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wad u like? but i take CFO first hor....Originally posted by kops21:what role do i play? -
Dont anyhow arrow.Originally posted by BabyLover:ask kopsy to wear skirt la 
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wahahahaha.....Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:*shakes head*
its difficult to find good help nowadays...
they give birth...they take leave...
their fish give birth..they take leave... -
wun anyhow de.. gib u a gd aim at the buttOriginally posted by kops21:Dont anyhow arrow. 
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We received news that TFLC's PR Director is unavailable for comments, as she is now taking maternity leave because her fishes giving birth. TFLC's Chief Finance Officer, Mr Laurence82 will be replacing Ms Babylover at the press conference
Stay tuned. -
CIO.Originally posted by laurence82:wad u like? but i take CFO first hor.... 
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What is CIO?Originally posted by kops21:CIO. -
What is CIO?Originally posted by kops21:CIO. -
Originally posted by BabyLover:wun anyhow de.. gib u a gd aim at the butt
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Chief Information OfficerOriginally posted by laurence82:What is CIO? -
oooh so wat dan was saying is true... no wonder got arrow u dun wan.. cos u been receiving tat!Originally posted by kops21: -
nah...i dun believe in shares
they r a figment of ur meagre imagination -
Originally posted by BabyLover:oooh so wat dan was saying is true... no wonder got arrow u dun wan.. cos u been receiving tat!
