Funny Poem
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Got tis frm my email...
When i first met you
you listened to everything i said
but when i listened to you talk
all you talked about was me giving you head
from the beginning
we were only a fling
but then it turned out
all you wanted was me to let you stick in your thing
at first you talked all sweat
then i found out your true mission
you asked the craziest question ever
you asked me what was my favorite position
you told me i love you
just to hear what i would say
then you had to ruin it
and ask if i would ever have a 3 way
you asked some stupid questions
you compared you ex gf's cup size to me
then said...thank god your a D!!!
i told you tell no one
you said thats cool
then i found out
you told the whole freaking school
you were so over perfective
i couldn't even talk to my best friend
thats when i decided
this relationship has to come to an end
we talked about the future
you asked if Ive ever been boned
then you asked if during sex i moaned
I'M ONLY 13
AND EVERYTHING ON HERE IS TRUE
BUT DON'T WORRY
I TOLD THIS KID...SCREW YOU!!! -
no wonder.
i can write betta ones.
but she's only 13. -
then you still kpkb what? you write one out lah~
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BBL is 13?
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no... 15Originally posted by poon cho tang:BBL is 13? -
Originally posted by poon cho tang:BBL is 13?
shhhh... dun tell bb ardy a teen mahOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:no... 15 
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yippy..Originally posted by Danisdead101times:then you still kpkb what? you write one out lah~ -
heres another one~
I just wanna get drunk
and be a little punk
to not worry about what she doing
or who exactly sheÂ’s screwing
I know itÂ’s not a cure
IÂ’m just sick of being pure
I want her out of my head
cause sheÂ’s always in her exÂ’s bed
I donÂ’t want to deal with this
IÂ’ll drop my pants if she wants a kiss
and donÂ’t think itÂ’s the beer talking
cause that ho is gettin to walkin
IÂ’ll throw em down with the boys
cause all she has is her little toys
so raise your glasses fellows, raise em high
and IÂ’ll admit IÂ’m the last one to pass her by
butt damn everyone ifs sheÂ’s givin ya a try -
It was a beautiful starry night
everything seemed to be so right
IÂ’ve waited all my life to feel this way
when nothing is what I needed to say
with passion in her eyes, she drew near
I could see her soul, everything was clear
she embraced my body and held me tight
I knew this moment couldnÂ’t be more right
and when our lips became as one
I knew that all the sparks were done
she had a mouth the size of a bowl
my whole face didnÂ’t plug up that hole
I feared my mouth would never be the same
her tongue went insane, playing this weird game
and her teeth fit around my lips
like Mr. Ed gnawing at the bit
I remember praying for this day to come
now my prayer has changed a little some
I hope I never see those sparks again
a mouth that big, thatÂ’s gotta be some kinda sin. -
Fwah BBL... i have new respect for you
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all thx to the big shi fu hereOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:Fwah BBL... i have new respect for you -
He's teaching her arithematic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once ,he kissed her twice and said,
'Now that's addition.'
As he added smack by smack
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
' Now that's subtraction.'
Then he kissed her, she kissed him ,
Without any explanation,
And both together smiled and said,
' That's multiplication.'
Then her dad appeared upon the scene and
Mad a quick decision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away
And said , 'That's long division!'