Pick Up Lines

• BabyLover

  4 Mar 05, 20:21

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  You shower already ornot?
  
  

  you smell.. lets go bathe together.
• zrahf

  4 Mar 05, 20:25

  hey, tts a nice hairdo~ u looked refreshing.
• LeftBallBigger

  4 Mar 05, 20:27

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  you smell.. lets go bathe together.

  *inhale vicks inhaler*
  
  err... u bathe first la... i go down kopi tiam see ah hua collect football winnings..
  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  4 Mar 05, 20:28

  We are each of us angels with only one wing
  and we can only fly by embracing one another
  
  (if don't work...)
  
  *start flapping arms*
  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  4 Mar 05, 20:30

  The future of our species on this planet, exposed as it is to nuclear annihilation,
  depends on one single factor... u drunk yet or can I get u another round
  
  
• BabyLover

  4 Mar 05, 20:44

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  *inhale vicks inhaler*
  
  err... u bathe first la... i go down kopi tiam see ah hua collect football winnings..
  
  

  eh.. u go bathe 1st.. i go buy condoms..
  (n nvr came back)
  
• LeftBallBigger

  5 Mar 05, 00:34

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  eh.. u go bathe 1st.. i go buy condoms..
  (n nvr came back)
  

  Mahmood no more stock...
  I buy all liao
  
  
• BabyLover

  5 Mar 05, 12:51

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  Mahmood no more stock...
  I buy all liao
  
  

  wats mahmood?
• LeftBallBigger

  5 Mar 05, 17:15

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  wats mahmood?

  mahnood owns the mamashop downstairs..
  
  ohhh don't pretend ger
  
  i've seen u with mahmood all cuddly at the prata place
  
  
• BabyLover

  5 Mar 05, 22:50

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  mahnood owns the mamashop downstairs..
  
  ohhh don't pretend ger
  
  i've seen u with mahmood all cuddly at the prata place
  
  

  after wat u did to mahmood.. u still hv to cheek to say all these!
  i was consoling him... his crying badly it hurts!
  
• Danisdead101times

  5 Mar 05, 22:53

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  the most common beng pickup line:
  
  Wo ke yi gen ni zhuo ge peng you ma?

  lucky not wo ke yi gen ni zhou ai mah?
• BabyLover

  5 Mar 05, 22:53

  Originally posted by Kuali Baba:

  Some really lame ones:
  
  "Did it hurt falling from heaven"
  
  "Are you tired? You were running through my dreams all night."
  
  "That outfit looks sharp on you, and even sharper on the floor of my bedroom."

  These too...
  
  So, you're a girl huh?
  
  I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
  
  Hey, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
• BabyLover

  5 Mar 05, 22:56

  Originally posted by Danisdead101times:

  lucky not wo ke yi gen ni zhou ai mah?

  wahaha...like tat sure kenna plenty of slaps frm the ger n a hard kick
• shinta

  5 Mar 05, 23:12

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  how about lines that makes ur frens, esp gals, feel as if they are in heaven?
  
  tried many on my frens, and the most common one is 'u lost weight?'
  
  and i did it naturally.... vv

  u no say that to me
  
  but i say tat to my frenz all teh time... cos it's true! muahahaha
  
  dunno wat happen to them sia.. a lot lost a lot of weight
  
  not healthy lei..
• SGpork

  5 Mar 05, 23:13

  
• BabyLover

  5 Mar 05, 23:19

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  

  *poke poke poke*
  why u going evrywhr w ur eyes big big?!
• shinta

  5 Mar 05, 23:29

  heaven must be lackin an angel, cos u're standin here rite now...
  
  courtesy of my sis' de bf
• BabyLover

  5 Mar 05, 23:31

  Originally posted by shinta:

  heaven must be lackin an angel, cos u're standin here rite now...
  
  courtesy of my sis' de bf

  
• Danisdead101times

  6 Mar 05, 05:44

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  wahaha...like tat sure kenna plenty of slaps frm the ger n a hard kick

  scarly got girl reply~
  
  girl:sure~! why not?!
  
  Dan:*pengz*
• M©+square

  6 Mar 05, 05:47

  My gosh......none of these will work
• BabyLover

  6 Mar 05, 12:25

  Originally posted by Danisdead101times:

  scarly got girl reply~
  
  girl:sure~! why not?!
  
  Dan:*pengz*

  wahaha then ni zhuan dao lor
• SGpork

  6 Mar 05, 12:25

  
• BabyLover

  6 Mar 05, 12:25

  
• laurence82

  6 Mar 05, 12:30

  there is this oldie
  
  and it goes
  
  "baby i am yooourssss...until the end of time yada yada.."
• SGpork

  6 Mar 05, 12:31

  Originally posted by BabyLover: