The Path to Leftist ZEN
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The whole Leftist Zen methodology is how to get into a state of zero mind
Laughter is the best medicine.
If you can laugh when you are ill you will get your health back sooner. If you cannot laugh, even if you are healthy, sooner or later you will lose your health and you will become ill.
Laughter brings inner energy to the fore.
When you really laugh, for those few moments you are in a deep meditative state. Thinking stops.
It is impossible to laugh and think together.
Peace on your journey through the grid
Free your mind, the Matrix can be our cage or it can be our chrysalis
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Arrival
Truth
Awakening
Getting Laid without getting caught
These are all elements of Leftist Zen Mechanics in Quantum Theory
*spooky music starts to play from the ceiling fan*
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Fourth principle very hard to master ...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
Arrival
Truth
Awakening
Getting Laid without getting caught
These are all elements of Leftist Zen Mechanics in Quantum Theory
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This is the way to overcome this imagined obstacle..Originally posted by Kismet:Fourth principle very hard to master ...
Mastering The Principle of Getting Laid without getting caught
Preparation
Meditation - SIT ON YOUR BUTTOCKS ONLY
Sutra (Method) -
Without Support for feet or hands,
sit only on the buttocks.
This meditation is done alone. You will need privacy and Linkin Park playing.
It will not be obvious that you are meditating.
Clense your mind of all pure thoughts.
Concentrate on your buttocks and feel them become one with the cold marble flooring.. -
difficult to practise karmasutra and concentrate on relaxing at the same time leh.... esp for those that dont exercise regularly.
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Anyone who has problems please join Kops for a Run.. (normally got chio bu running along also)Originally posted by kops21:difficult to practise karmasutra and concentrate on relaxing at the same time leh.... esp for those that dont exercise regularly. 
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Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
Guru LeftBB, the thingy between my buttocks....are evently proportioned unlike yours. Guru LeftBB, will I be able to attain the same level of mastery in 'Getting Laid without getting caught'? Guru LeftBB, your humble student seeks enlightment.
This is the way to overcome this imagined obstacle..
[b]Mastering The Principle of Getting Laid without getting caught
Preparation
Meditation - SIT ON YOUR BUTTOCKS ONLY
Sutra (Method) -
Without Support for feet or hands,
sit only on the buttocks.
This meditation is done alone. You will need privacy and Linkin Park playing.
It will not be obvious that you are meditating.
Clense your mind of all pure thoughts.
Concentrate on your buttocks and feel them become one with the cold marble flooring.. [/b] -
Running away - one way of not getting caught ...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Anyone who has problems please join Kops for a Run.. (normally got chio bu running along also) -
Disciple Spiderman in plainclothes..Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Guru LeftBB, the thingy between my buttocks....are evently proportioned unlike yours. Guru LeftBB, will I be able to attain the same level of mastery in 'Getting Laid without getting caught'? Guru LeftBB, your humble student seeks enlightment.
The thingy between your legs with the evenly proportioned globes of joy should not hinder you.
If you feel a slight discomfort do not be afraid, just turn up the linkin park louder. Enlightenment is oftentimes painful.
Peace, Joy and Whooopeee on your journey through the grid -
That works too...Originally posted by Kismet:Running away - one way of not getting caught ...
Thats the reason Kops goes jogging every day to stay in shape -
cheemgology....
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Close your eyes and take a deep breath...Originally posted by laurence82:cheemgology....
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u know me so well.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:That works too...
Thats the reason Kops goes jogging every day to stay in shape 
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Thank you o wise and kind guru LeftBB. I shall start the meditation in earnest tonight. To all my fellow dwellers at Ang Mo Kio Ave 8, blk 444, donÂ’t be alarm if you hear loud Linkin park music, screaming and squeaking noises of scrotum on marble tonight.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Disciple Spiderman in plainclothes..
The thingy between your legs with the evenly proportioned globes of joy should not hinder you.
If you feel a slight discomfort do not be afraid, just turn up the linkin park louder. Enlightenment is oftentimes painful.
Peace, Joy and Whooopeee on your journey through the grid -
Good luck Spiderman in plain clothesOriginally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Thank you o wise and kind guru LeftBB. I shall start the meditation in earnest tonight. To all my fellow dwellers at Ang Mo Kio Ave 8, blk 444, donÂ’t be alarm if you hear loud Linkin park music, screaming and squeaking noises of scrotum on marble tonight.
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