A lesson for every salaried employee
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A lesson for Every Salaried Employee
A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog.” The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 100 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth.
The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door.
The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. the shopkeeper questions the guy “What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life.”
The guy responds “You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys.”
The moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations… But will always fall short of the bosses expectation…
Got this from a email and googled it
Anyway I felt the ending should be changed as such.
The owner had forgotten to pass the keys to dog and is blaming the dog for not reminding him to pass the keys to it. Sounds familiar? Know of bosses that act like that? ROFL.
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Sound like customer always right.. and bosses always.. if boss is wrong, you are fired.
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ok. whats the next story?
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My Story? Long story.. tell you when i am free LOL...
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This threadstarter is the clone of this
Herzog_Zwei
http://www.sgforums.com/users/186117
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So what is the moral of the story? The boss is always right??
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Originally posted by automator:
This threadstarter is the clone of this
Herzog_Zwei
http://www.sgforums.com/users/186117
Fake clone... -
Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:
Fake clone...hmm. the TS joined sgforum in spet 04 while you joined in Jul 06.
Seems like you are the 1 that is cloning him lor..
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I am pretty sure that's knnccb's clone.
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Originally posted by automator:
hmm. the TS joined sgforum in spet 04 while you joined in Jul 06.
Seems like you are the 1 that is cloning him lor..
Since the joining date can be changed, I know that he cloned me. -
Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:
Since the joining date can be changed, I know that he cloned me.How do you change the joining date?
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Originally posted by Midlusionz:
I am pretty sure that's knnccb's clone.
You are saying Herzog_Zwei or HerzogZwei or both?
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Originally posted by automator:
You are saying Herzog_Zwei or HerzogZwei or both?
The real Herzog whom i always chat with in SB is pretty "robotic" lol he wun go "ROFL" imo
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Originally posted by Midlusionz:
The real Herzog whom i always chat with in SB is pretty "robotic" lol he wun go "ROFL" imo
lol i agree
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Originally posted by s0nic:
lol i agree
I think so far i only see him LOL once.
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Originally posted by Midlusionz:
I think so far i only see him LOL once.
lucky u.. i have not seen him lol before lor.. -
Just wondering who would choose to be Herzog_Zwei when you can be HerzogZwei.
Funny how a clone can accuse the original. This is the first time I'm posting a topic thats all.
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Too bad he's more active than u.
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He's way more then active. Btw this is the first time I've made 3 post in a day. I should stop. :P
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Originally posted by Fantagf:
So what is the moral of the story? The boss is always right??
moral of the story is no matter how well u perform..if you screw up on a small detail..the asses u see when u look up will screw u..