Maplers Annonymous

• meltz

  29 Dec 05, 17:18

  Originally posted by Quinsy:

  HI, I AM HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO MAPLESTORY BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS ARE SO BLEEDING CUTE AND THEY DROP SUCH KAWAII ITEMS! PLUS, I GET TO CHAT AND DISTURB PPL I HARDLY KNOW.
  
  OH, AND I GET TO DRESS MY CHARACTER UP!
  
  ERM, THE ONLY WAY TO WEAN ME OFF MAPLE IS TO THROW MY MODEM AWAY.
  

  hw bout throwing yr pc away .. that will slove yr problem
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:20

  Originally posted by meltz:

  hw bout throwing yr pc away .. that will slove yr problem

  I would also come and collect the pc. Easy for him mah
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:27

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear Quinsy
  
  I hope all is well with you (snigger). I understand that you have a problem with maples. I am here to offer you a solution. Firstly, you can start a new addiction, barbie dolls for example, if you wish to dress up cute figures and play with cute items. I also suggest giving me your address so that we can come and take away your modem.
  
  Yours lovingly (of the modem)
  laurence
  
  

  
  
  the only way to take away my addiction is to make nellie go out with me more often...
  
  how?
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:28

  Originally posted by meltz:

  hw bout throwing yr pc away .. that will slove yr problem

  
• stellazio

  29 Dec 05, 17:28

  Originally posted by meltz:

  hw bout throwing yr pc away .. that will slove yr problem

  throw away lcd monitor better..
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:29

  Originally posted by shinta:

  
  
  the only way to take away my addiction is to make nellie go out with me more often...
  
  how?
  
  

  Dear shinta
  
  the only solution is to go to the nearest provision shop and buy a bottle of rat poison or any other death inducing liquid. Go get lost in the middle of the Malaysian jungle, drink the bottle of death inducing potion, and die.
  
  Yours in loving memory
  laurence
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:31

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  the only solution is to go to the nearest provision shop and buy a bottle of rat poison or any other death inducing liquid. Go get lost in the middle of the Malaysian jungle, drink the bottle of death inducing potion, and die.
  
  Yours in loving memory
  laurence
  
  

  
  
  u hate me right?
  
  i noe u dun like me... for disturbin u in msn with the nudges...
  
  but u dun have to do this
  
  
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:32

  Originally posted by shinta:

  
  
  u hate me right?
  
  i noe u dun like me... for disturbin u in msn with the nudges...
  
  but u dun have to do this
  
  

  Dear shinta
  
  all my solutions are thought of with complete sincerity. Are you rejecting my sincerity?
  
  Yours sincerely
  laurence
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:35

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  all my solutions are thought of with complete sincerity. Are you rejecting my sincerity?
  
  Yours sincerely
  laurence
  
  

  i was expecting stuff like.... u, puttin a knife at nellie's throat.. threatenin him to go out with me
  
  
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:36

  Originally posted by shinta:

  i was expecting stuff like.... u, puttin a knife at nellie's throat.. threatenin him to go out with me
  
  

  Dear shinta
  
  i am worried about the state of your sanity. In reminder, the rat poison is a good solution.
  
  Yours in suspect mode
  laurence
  
  
  
• meltz

  29 Dec 05, 17:40

  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:43

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  i am worried about the state of your sanity. In reminder, the rat poison is a good solution.
  
  Yours in suspect mode
  laurence
  
  
  

  Dear laurence
  
  I just went with ur advice, and bought the rat poison.
  
  Am wondering what time would be good for consumption.
  
  Yours Tearfully,
  shinta
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:46

  Originally posted by shinta:

  Dear laurence
  
  I just went with ur advice, and bought the rat poison.
  
  Am wondering what time would be good for consumption.
  
  Yours Tearfully,
  shinta

  Dear shinta
  
  according to my Book of The Great Cosmic Revolution and Change in the Tide of Fortune and Seasons, its very lucky to hold a sepukku session on 1st January 2006, 12.45 pm.
  
  Yours in tearing hurry
  laurence
  
  
  
  
• meltz

  29 Dec 05, 17:46

  Originally posted by shinta:

  Dear laurence
  
  I just went with ur advice, and bought the rat poison.
  
  Am wondering what time would be good for consumption.
  
  Yours Tearfully,
  shinta

  Dear shinta,
  
  Three times a day, before and after lunch is the perfect time to consume.
  Rmd to take yr dose on time ... cheers.
  
  Your melted cheese,
  
  Meltz .v
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:48

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  according to my Book of The Great Cosmic Revolution and Change in the Tide of Fortune and Seasons, its very lucky to hold a sepukku session on 1st January 2006, 12.45 pm.
  
  Yours in tearing hurry
  laurence
  
  
  
  

  Dear laurence,
  
  What is your favourite food? Chicken drumstick rice?
  
  Yours with sorrow,
  shinta
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:49

  Originally posted by meltz:

  Dear shinta,
  
  Three times a day, before and after lunch is the perfect time to consume.
  Rmd to take yr dose on time ... cheers.
  
  Your melted cheese,
  
  Meltz .v

  Dear Melted cheese,
  
  Dun worry, I bought ur share
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:49

  Originally posted by meltz:

  Dear shinta,
  
  Three times a day, before and after lunch is the perfect time to consume.
  Rmd to take yr dose on time ... cheers.
  
  Your melted cheese,
  
  Meltz .v

  Dear meltz
  
  according to my calculations, the brand of rat poison shinta bought is good for your health too. Do try it.
  
  Yours in all sincerity
  laurence
  
  
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:50

  Originally posted by shinta:

  Dear laurence,
  
  What is your favourite food? Chicken drumstick rice?
  
  Yours with sorrow,
  shinta

  Dear shinta
  
  its kobe beef.
  
  Yours in loving of mutton
  laurence
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:51

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear meltz
  
  according to my calculations, the brand of rat poison shinta bought is good for your health too. Do try it.
  
  Yours in all sincerity
  laurence
  
  

  Dear laurence,
  
  dun worry, i bought her share too =D
  
  shinta
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:54

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  its kobe beef.
  
  Yours in loving of mutton
  laurence
  
  

  Dear laurence,
  
  How would u like ur kobe beef served?
  
  yours truly,
  
  shinta
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:55

  Dear all,
  
  It's time for me to go home... and slp..
  
  good bye.
  
  Yours with love..
  
  shinta
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:56

  Originally posted by shinta:

  Dear laurence,
  
  How would u like ur kobe beef served?
  
  yours truly,
  
  shinta

  Dear shinta
  
  without the rat poison, sankyu.
  
  Yours knowingly
  laurence
  
  
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:56

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  without the rat poison, sankyu.
  
  Yours knowingly
  laurence
  
  
  
  

  Dear laurence,
  
  of course.. I'm checking with u, ur preferred method of cookin the beef
  
  stir fried, or?
• laurence82

  29 Dec 05, 17:58

  Originally posted by shinta:

  Dear laurence,
  
  of course.. I'm checking with u, ur preferred method of cookin the beef
  
  stir fried, or?

  Dear shinta
  
  bloody raw
  
  Yours
  laurence
  
  
• shinta

  29 Dec 05, 17:59

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Dear shinta
  
  bloody raw
  
  Yours
  laurence
  
  

  Dear laurence,
  
  I shall go order ur kobe beef... fresh from japan.
  
  yours with love,
  
  shinta