Balls to you my friend!

• True_Xerion

  17 Jul 04, 02:28

  lifted this from another site ... dunno whether to laugh or cry sia ...
  
  

  *LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.
  
  David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
  
  But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.
  
  Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.*

• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 02:29

  i'm laughing
• True_Xerion

  17 Jul 04, 02:33

  Fudging idiot ... 28 yrs old leow & still got nuts for brains .... ohh wait ... those are gone too!
• DeadPoet

  17 Jul 04, 02:34

  Ouch! That must be really painful!
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 02:35

  hmm... maybe he can give up the grog and go train to join Lance Armstrong?
• pipi & poot-poot

  17 Jul 04, 02:44

  Wah liew.....imagine d sting sial....
  
  From 2 become none.....
  
  
• jOhO

  17 Jul 04, 02:48

  FWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhahahahahahahah
  
  
  
  laff, dun cry.
• amuletgurl

  17 Jul 04, 02:48

  eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 02:50

  hey! send this to Darwin Awards!
  
  he didn't die but he sure as hell took himself out of the genepool
• True_Xerion

  17 Jul 04, 02:52

  Originally posted by pipi & poot-poot:

  Wah liew.....imagine d sting sial....
  
  From 2 become none.....
  
  

  hee hee, with a shotgun so close 2 his preciousssss .... i think he'd be lucky to even have his xiao didi still in working condition!
• pipi & poot-poot

  17 Jul 04, 02:58

  Originally posted by True_Xerion:

  hee hee, with a shotgun so close 2 his preciousssss .... i think he'd be lucky to even have his xiao didi still in working condition!

  Now oni left his Didi so lonely......now oso no use ler...
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 14:44

  
  (someone hold me... i'm scared )
  
  Crazed surgeon makes the cruellest cut
  
  Bucharest - A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces, hospital officials said on Friday.
  
  The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was said to be a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.
  
  He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.
  
  "We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the operation took place.
  
  Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.
  
  Meanwhile, the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Dr Ciomu.
  
  (source: www.iol.co.za)
• Lingos

  17 Jul 04, 14:50

  15 PINTS of beerr.. god..
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 14:59

  superhuman consumption of alcohol
  
  my uni roommate and 3 of his cricket teammates drank 92 stubbies of beer after they won their championship..
  
  the captain who owned the pub wasn't amused after he told them "beer's on the house, mates!"
  
  
  
  p.s. edited for grammar
  
  

  Originally posted by Lingos:

  15 PINTS of beerr.. god..

• Lingos

  17 Jul 04, 15:01

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  superhuman consumption of alcohol
  
  my uni roommate and 3 of his cricket teammates drank 92 stubbies of beer after they won their championship..
  
  the captain who own the pub wasn't amused after he told them "beer's on the house, mates!"
  
  
  
  

  OMG 92 stubbies.. that's... almost 25 each. EEKKKK..
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 15:05

  oh how they tried to kill their brains and livers with beer
  
  and they insisted they were having a good time
  
  

  Originally posted by Lingos:

  OMG 92 stubbies.. that's... almost 25 each. EEKKKK..

• Lingos

  17 Jul 04, 16:19

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  oh how they tried to kill their brains and livers with beer
  
  and they insisted they were having a good time
  
  

  Eeekk.. beer too. God imagine what a good time they would have if you locked the toilets hahah
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 16:49

  i enjoy a couple of brewskis occasionally.. so.. i'm not that evil
  
  

  Originally posted by Lingos:

  Eeekk.. beer too. God imagine what a good time they would have if you locked the toilets hahah

• Lingos

  17 Jul 04, 16:51

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i enjoy a couple of brewskis occasionally.. so.. i'm not that evil
  
  

  HEHHEH.. i can't talk as well hahah.. its worse for us girls, having to find a decent alley to go. HAHAHHA
  
  I'm going out tonight.. hahaha..
• the Bear

  17 Jul 04, 16:56

  hey.. have a great time yah?
  
  i gotta go in a while too.. best thing, i just liberated the family car