ditzy says ...
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Originally posted by ditzy:Poor thing, I hope it kills you.
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Don't be sad.Originally posted by shinta:
The excruciating pain will knock you out long before you realise what has happened. -
indigestion painful de meh?Originally posted by charlize:Don't be sad.
The excruciating pain will knock you out long before you realise what has happened.
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If it doesn't hurt, how do you know you have it?Originally posted by shinta:indigestion painful de meh? -
buuuurrrrp!...
what a great lunch I had -
I really have no Fucking clue.Originally posted by shinta:indigestion painful de meh?
I'm not the one posting multiple laughing smileys. -
Huh? You really ARE a lady??? Oh my goodness!!! I was wrong all the time.
To think I have a crush on you!!! 
Just kidding. But wow! You sure post like a guy man, oops, I mean lady!!!! 
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Told ya so, but oh no, you wouldn't believe me.....Originally posted by littlestream:Huh? You really ARE a lady??? Oh my goodness!!! I was wrong all the time. To think I have a crush on you!!! Just kidding. But wow! You sure post like a guy man, oops, I mean lady!!!!
Eh-sai, eh-sai.......*nods head.......* -
Where can I meet ditzy in reality?
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Originally posted by littlestream:Huh? You really ARE a lady??? Oh my goodness!!! I was wrong all the time. To think I have a crush on you!!! Just kidding. But wow! You sure post like a guy man, oops, I mean lady!!!!
Eh-sai, eh-sai.......*nods head.......* -
Go soak your head in a vat of boiling oil for 3 days and I'll appear at your front door.Originally posted by shade343:Where can I meet ditzy in reality? -
Ditzy is only a figment of our imagination -
I'm just a figment of all your imagination, so fcuk off.
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We will never know Ditzy's true identity.. unless someone who identifies itself as ditzy comes to us and lets us torture and use lie detector methods to determine the truth.. after that we have to extract a statement from it made on oath that it is ditzy...Originally posted by ditzy:Told ya so, but oh no, you wouldn't believe me..... 
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Oaths? What are oaths for? "I swear to tell the truth, yada yada yada, and nothing but the truth, yada yada yada." Don't gimme that crap. How many people you know lied and got struck by lightning or the equivalent?
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Legal oath.. like the oath that durai took promising he wont lie in about 1st class travel in courtOriginally posted by ditzy:Oaths? What are oaths for? "I swear to tell the truth, yada yada yada, and nothing but the truth, yada yada yada." Don't gimme that crap. How many people you know lied and got struck by lightning or the equivalent? -
so cruel siah...Originally posted by ditzy:Go soak your head in a vat of boiling oil for 3 days and I'll appear at your front door. -
You mean there are standards in things like these?Originally posted by DriftingGuy:Legal oath.. like the oath that durai took promising he wont lie in about 1st class travel in court One gets you a slap on the wrist, the other sees you frying in a vat of boiling oil? -
Why not? A vat of boiling oil can be easily arranged if you like it medieval... Modern torturers are flexible nowadaysOriginally posted by ditzy:You mean there are standards in things like these? One gets you a slap on the wrist, the other sees you frying in a vat of boiling oil? -
How about chopping heads off? Instead of one fell swoop, they slowly slice thru the neck.
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Nah I still need you alive... after an oil bath you can still slowly die from infection and blood lossOriginally posted by ditzy:How about chopping heads off? Instead of one fell swoop, they slowly slice thru the neck. -
look at ur stoolssOriginally posted by ditzy:If it doesn't hurt, how do you know you have it? -
who's the lady?
ditzy ji ejie or charlize? -
See my previous post on determining Ditzy's identityOriginally posted by shinta:who's the lady?
ditzy ji ejie or charlize? -
Hey! You're S-L-O-W.Originally posted by shinta:who's the lady?
ditzy ji ejie or charlize?