what kind of job,how much salary it pays and what cert qualification you have?
Whisky taste tester, 5 barrels a month, Advanced Diploma in Drunkenness.
Pimp, no salary, perks are sufficient, just brains.
i was doing diploma in toilet cleaning then i upgrade myself to degree in road sweeping. Nowadays some many people got the same thing, it feels like trash, u feel me?
Originally posted by Kooljumper:what kind of job,how much salary it pays and what cert qualification you have?
My job is to surf facebook, come forums and play PvZ.
My salary is definitely enough to get pay me house and maintain my cards.
My highest qualification is I never submitted any educational certification.
Song Bo?
haha.nice 1.not even 1 normal post
Originally posted by Kooljumper:haha.nice 1.not even 1 normal post
Mattress tester, depends on how much the guy pays me to test it with them
Originally posted by Kooljumper:haha.nice 1.not even 1 normal post
Don't expect a normal post in this topic.
People here are very secretive about their shitty jobs.
Originally posted by May-yuen:Mattress tester, depends on how much the guy pays me to test it with them
By that time, you sure it'll be testing mattress only meh?
porn star. salary secret. cert post grad degree.
Originally posted by Kooljumper:haha.nice 1.not even 1 normal post
very funny.
Originally posted by Hitman Submarine:Short Biography of Bill Gates
Leaving Harvard to start his own company called Microsoft, Bill Gates the programmer soon became Bill Gates the CEO. With his fervent business practices, along with his ingenious marketing schemes, Bill Gates’ software soon became the standard operating system for most computers worldwide.Being born into a wealthy family didn’t mean that Bill Gates had his world handed to him on a silver platter. Although his parents did pay for his schooling, they did not endow him with any trust funds or invest in any of his business ventures. In elementary and high school, he excelled in math and sciences. It was in high school that he was commissioned to write programming with other students for a national company called COBOL. Following his preparatory schooling, he scored well enough on his tests to attend Harvard with a focus on computer science.
In 1975, Gates and fellow classmate Allen wrote programming for a new microcomputer platform. It was this design and the sale of their BASIC software rights that allowed Gates and Allen to start Microsoft Corporation. As Gates’ software programs gained popularity, so did his business practices of requiring payment for the software they developed. Before, software was an ‘open-source’ system that could be downloaded for free by any user. However, with Gates at the lead, other corporations began following suit – everyone would have to pay a license to use their new platform. And, with the advent of the PC-DOS program and the soon released MS-DOS that would run on IBM computers, his future software dealings and distribution were sealed.
One of the best business moves Gates made was to make sure all computers came with Windows pre-installed. This meant that users would have instant access to the software and it would be an inclusive purchase with the hardware. During his later years, Microsoft came under governmental scrutiny for these business practices. Gates was elusive in his testimony and questioned the true definition and meanings of words, namely ‘distribution’ and ‘compete’.
When the court ruled that Microsoft had been unfair and had created a monopoly, Microsoft had to work even harder to maintain its place on the competitive totem pole of software distribution.
In other business dealings, it has been calculated that Bill Gates has donated over one-third of his wealth, currently surpassing 100 billion U.S. dollars, to charities through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. In 2008, Gates plans on retiring from Microsoft while still holding his CEO status. He has plans to continue his charitable donations for AIDS, the United Negro College Fund and other scholarships, and international programs. After being named one of Time Magazine’s most influential people for several years, he has also garnished other awards, including honorary doctorates and humanitarian awards.
Wa really short leh......
Originally posted by AYYX:Wa really short leh......
Now if he worked that hard in school, he wouldn't have to work so hard now at dealing with his inferiority complex. The funny thing is this list only sevres to emphasise the fact that he's stupid and broke.
Originally posted by AYYX:By that time, you sure it'll be testing mattress only meh?
Hahahaha =)
Originally posted by Gedanken:Now if he worked that hard in school, he wouldn't have to work so hard now at dealing with his inferiority complex. The funny thing is this list only sevres to emphasise the fact that he's stupid and broke.
what are u talking about?im earning way much more now than what they are paying most managers in australia.
now if u would stop whining and shove that whiskey bottle inton yer face is what i expect from the likes of u.
in fact im begining to think u are way stupider .....lacking of brains and much more.
have a nice time in oz if u can!:)if u cant...hahaha.
hey ged.....is yer house with 2 million dollars in oz???will u ever own a house such as that?i dont think so.....................hahaha.
Originally posted by Gedanken:Now if he worked that hard in school, he wouldn't have to work so hard now at dealing with his inferiority complex. The funny thing is this list only sevres to emphasise the fact that he's stupid and broke.
thats odd,,,,,are u sure u are a psychologist in oz?had no idea i had an inferior complex.
interesting.....if u are a psychologist u should know if a person has one or hasnt one.
so if u cant diagnose stuff accurately....i would say u are a fake psychologist or a failed psychologist.
hey ged...dun waste yer time in oz.the aussies seldom pay for failed headshrinks like u.u neither have any business nor are u goin anywhere with yer profession.
yer diagnose on me having an inferior complexity already tells me yer profession of troubleshooting a person is next to zero.best u be a cook in oz....after all most asian food in oz taste like crap even if u cooked it like crap.:)
next!!!
Sure, sure. You make an absolute mint playing with those silly things you keep crapping on about in Shoutbox, right? You know, "oh, that jelly didn't set - time to go eat laksa" and other such earth-shattering newsflashes.
Oh, and if you have an inferiority complex, you're usually the last one to see it, so your bleating about not having one don't mean jack, sport.
All anyone needs to do is look at your rambling to see that you're full of crap - shall we go into how you have shamelessly admitted that you can't even pass IPPT and yet you want to tell everyone about your SOF/Navy Seals/Duke Nukem fantasies?
Anyway, I'm in need of amusement. Please repeat that little fantasy about how you earned somebody else a billion dollars by making toys, and how you got suckered into walking away without a single cent, just like the big-time tycoon that you claim to be.
haha come on u guys T_T. Give ts at least one serious post
Why? The original question doesn't really call for serious answers anyway - hell, it's pretty damn rude to ask people for their salaries.
Originally posted by Gedanken:Why? The original question doesn't really call for serious answers anyway - hell, it's pretty damn rude to ask people for their salaries.
why are u scolding me? =(