Gender: Female
Status: Domestic Partnership
Age: 20
Occupation: Blogger
Location: Singapore
Hometown: I'm a jurong girl!
Interests: Filling up stupid internet forms which ask me for my interests.
Companies: ****ING ACCOUNT IS FULL SO STOP TRYING TO ADD ME AS FRIEND CAN?!
Schools: Best-blogging-school
Favorite Music: The sound of typing is music to my ears.
Favorite Books: http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com. It is the best pink site in the world. Seriously, You can't find another pink site that is as flabbergastingly good. It gives me an orgasm everytime I read it, which is, btw, like the best thing on earth.
Favorite TV Shows: If you ask me, I think that durians should not be banned on the MRT. Going by the logic that durians are smelly, shouldn't they ban smelly ah peks too?
About Me: I am not Wendy. I am Xiaxue. I'm also the best blogger in
the world, look at the amount of people who agree!
I am edited by photoshop, just in case you think I am pretty, coz I am not.
I am an internet bitch who blogs and blogs non-stop. I have many online friends.
I'm a virtual being created by Wendy when she logs on to the internet world.
You love me, you love my blog as well. You wanna talk to
me, go to my irc channel to look for me, and it is
naturally #xiaxue.
If you read what I write, do add me as a
friend. Do write a testimonial as well! Do not add Wendy as
your friend, she is one rude bitch and will not add you.
Yes, indeed if you are a blogder you'll read this: THE ****ING ACCOUNT IS FULL. 500 friends is the max one can go, so add me at my second account
[email protected] (I have not created it yet actually)
You can leave a message here for me if you want, but most possibly I wouldn't reply - I might, if you ask me proper questions which I have not answered in my FAQs, or impress me somewhat.
One more thing to take note of: Any messages with the headings as follows:
"Hihi", "Hi", "Hey", "Yo", "Hello", "Care to be friend", "friends"
and etc bull****ty subjects typical desperate guys send
- WILL BE DELETED EVEN BEFORE IT IS SEEN. -
I predict I have wasted at least 40 mins of my life reading the typical "Care to make friends" message on stupid friendster, so I don't wanna keep pissing myself off. Not worth it.
Who I Want to Meet: This account is specially for my blogders or internet
friends only. If you don't read my blog, don't add me.
I am not interested to make friends. I say this, but people still don't get it and msg me.
I AM NOT INTERESTED TO MAKE FRIENDS.
I - A M - N O T - I N T E R E S T E D - T O - M A
K E - F R I E N D S!!!!
Which part of "I'M NOT INTERESTED TO MAKE FRIENDS" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
Gosh. Isn't it a bad coincidence that desperate people are often stupid?
Actually if you are REALLY CUTE, AND INTELLIGENT, AND
FUNNY, I don't mind making friends la. Maybe. Oh forget it,
cute, smart and funny people are all taken.
I think I shall remain single forever rather than have anything substandard.
On a last note, if you are a desperate guy who still asks me if I can be friends with you coz you didn't read all these, I curse that you will never get laid. EVER.
EVER!
