Originally posted by Susanteo2011:
what sticky roll paper ?
what i did was put double-sided tape all over the bed and hope those farkers will get stuck there ..................
for new bed............away from the walls..................double-sided tape to all 4 legs..........probably to the sides of the bed too.................
thanks for all constructive suggestions....................
i will buy new bed.................but must kill bedbugs 1st.................
i've consulted Sun Tze's Art of War.................so this is my war plan..........
1) vacuum bed and mattress repeatedly ala carpet bombing
2) chemical warfare via most toxic bedbug spray i can find
3) double-sided tape all over bed to trap these farkers
and a song to blast them dead with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk&ob=av3n
make sure ur audio system is at maximum
and also, I sponsor a packet of Milo on ice, later all the work, listen to song and have a nice cool milo.
Woei! Ah Siao! Milo Bing!
Originally posted by Ihatemen:
Show you the pic, http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/291477717/sticky_roller.html You can find it from any Daiso shops at $2. You can roll it on bed to stick bed bugs or floor to stick dusts, furs or hairs. Repaint your walls and it will kill all bed bugs.
Still gotta clean out the clothes, power sockets, gaps on furniture etc.
how to clean out so many things and places ????
i intend to starve these farkers to death..............
new bed and mattress...............bed away from all walls...............
legs of bed with double-sided tape................
sides of bed with double-sided tape..................
sleep naked................so no bedbugs on clothes when i go to bed................
the bed bugs could crawl inside your nose, eyes, ears, mouth and lastly the anus for feeding blood on
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
the bed bugs could crawl inside your nose, eyes, ears, mouth and lastly the anus for feeding blood on
no problem lah...............the bedbugs will find nasty surprises in those orifices..........
the cockroach living in my ear will eat it..................
the spider living in my nostrils will eat it.................
the pinworms crawling out of my anus will protect my butthole..............
i sleep with my mouth and eyes closed.............so no problems there
Originally posted by Susanteo2011:
no problem lah...............the bedbugs will find nasty surprises in those orifices..........
the cockroach living in my ear will eat it..................
the spider living in my nostrils will eat it.................
the pinworms crawling out of my anus will protect my butthole..............
i sleep with my mouth and eyes closed.............so no problems there
The biggest bug of them all... Is susanteo
Didnt know you need advice on whether to change your bed mattress that is infected with bugs. Life changing decision making some more. lol.
Life must've been pretty easy. Don't forget to remind your mum to change your pillow case too.
Bed bugs can be prevented with basic hygiene. E.g cleaning and changing your pillow cases , the sheets and covers weekly. Putting it out to the sun and let the UV bake those micro bastards. Our dead skin will continue to feed those bed bugs, but overall hygiene helps alot.
Same with your fluffly toys... the sun is thier best friend.
Originally posted by BadzMaro:Didnt know you need advice on whether to change your bed mattress that is infected with bugs. Life changing decision making some more. lol.
Life must've been pretty easy. Don't forget to remind your mum to change your pillow case too.
Bed bugs can be prevented with basic hygiene. E.g cleaning and changing your pillow cases , the sheets and covers weekly. Putting it out to the sun and let the UV bake those micro bastards. Our dead skin will continue to feed those bed bugs, but overall hygiene helps alot.
Same with your fluffly toys... the sun is thier best friend.
hygiene got nothing to do with bedbugs...........you can pick it up anywhere or someone go your place and pass to you..........
they don't just appear out of nowhere..........
hotels and cinemas are prime locations to pick up these farkers............
mostly becoz of all these foreigners coming from shitholes like India and other 3rd world countries..........
TS, you could sterilize them using thermal weapons
i think i go Fukushima get some radioactive material better lah.................
after bombing your room with bedbug posion, kindly move out for one day, come back and disinfect the room in diluted bleach.
*Drop Ship retrieves ghost unit to secure area to recharge
Originally posted by Summer hill:after bombing your room with bedbug posion, kindly move out for one day, come back and disinfect the room in diluted bleach.
bedbugs spray not good...........i doubt bleach will work.............
i decided to starve out those little farkers.............
i'll get new bed and mattress and double-side tape all the legs and sides of the new bed................then make sure my clothes are free of these farkers before i go to bed............also make sure my feet are clean too...............
by the way............i'll be holding a funeral wake for my old mattress.............
look out for the obituary.............later it'll be cremated..............
export your bed bugs to the terrorists as bioweapons
So who winning? TS or the bed bug?
Originally posted by JelloPoop:So who winning? TS or the bed bug?
many thanks for your concern...........................
now, the latest update on my Jihad against Bedbugs..................
after repeated chemical attacks fom bedbug spray and massive boobytraps via double-sided tape................no sign of the little farkers the last few days...............
they could be somewhere mutating to be immune to your attacks
You care arh!!!! They could also be using the 金蟬脫殼 (Shed Your Skin Like the Golden Cicada) stragety
When you are in danger of being defeated, and your only chance is to escape and regroup, then create an illusion. While the enemy's attention is focused on this artifice, secretly remove your men leaving behind only the facade of your presence.
In addition to changing the bed, and the mattress, you have to nuke the whole bedroom too.
And since it has been infested for quite awhile, chances are the whole house is.
I ever stayed somewhere where bedbugs infested the bed and mattress, if you turn off the lights, then turn it on suddenly, you'll see them crawling everywhere. Its disgusting, and they are really hard to kill, you prolly need a steamroller.
Their bites don't itch till the following day, and they get so irritating, you cannot concentrate, just imagine your whole arm or leg full of their bites, they swell up really bad when you start scratching them, believe me people don't dare come near you.