I dont understand? I tot masturbating is allowed as long as its behind closed doors?
The door was opened by the cleaner and the cleaner should have apologised!
Walao, you damn unlucky can. Hahaha.... I was laughing when i read this. You cannot do at home ah? Try to control the urge lah. Morning2 go masturbate then go work no urge left. Then she open door u dunno how to run ah? Oh, wait, you forget to put it back in. Wah, you damn funny leh!
need a +1 button
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
why the cleaner shout?
got free porn to watch, dun wan to watch
because she is an idiot. only capable of shouting her lungs out and nothing more than that.
Originally posted by alize:In Singapore, we have a stupid law which classifies this as an obscene act in a publc place or something like that. It's like having sex in public.
You should have pushed past that stupid cleaner and got out of there. I would have shoved those assholes out of the way. It was none of their fucking business. If need be, it would have been worth resigning and never going there again, to avoid being caught.
I feel for you but worry that it might be too late. Those brainless fucks think everything is illegal for a good reason. Most buildings' managements would notify the tenant for minor things like smoking, let alone this episode.
Common sense died long ago, didn't you know? These days red tape rules.
Originally posted by winsomeea:robin818, you are comical la, classic one! From the beginning to the end of your thread I have been laughing, so funny! hahahahahahah!
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Like a comedy show!
Your company knows, you mati la! hahahahaha!
Isn't that wat you hv been doing wif your partner hitman in the toilet?
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TS adult already still cannot control his own body, your masturbation habit is affecting your behaviour.. Go see a psychiatrist can?
Your mistake was sitting on the toilet bowl while masturbating.
If you were standing up with your back to the door, when the auntie open the door, she'll bang into your back, covering your indecent act.
Originally posted by Toiletries:Your mistake was sitting on the toilet bowl while masturbating.
If you were standing up with your back to the door, when the auntie open the door, she'll bang into your back, covering your indecent act.
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i think if thread starter cum fly into cleaner face, what will happen?
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
i think if thread starter cum fly into cleaner face, what will happen?
Use it as.....
facial mask ?
But this topic shouldn't be in SgSexForums ?
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
why the cleaner shout?
got free porn to watch, dun wan to watch
The auntie shouted because she was very disappointed to find a small one...wha!! aiyo!! so small!!!..guard guards!!!
Aiya, all these v common lah, you guys think we gal dunno meh, my sister in law's condo guard also do before and get caught by resident, even guard also do, that is why, not being rude, I never like to shake those guys and uncles hand. Yuck!
oh i c, so thread starter could have finished the job, not reaching the climax
Originally posted by Hitman Goldilocks:Isn't that wat you hv been doing wif your partner hitman in the toilet?
bloody clone, troublemaking! hahahaha, by now you would have been banned. BAN Ban BAN, ahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
This arse could possibly be that Milo.
too bad the cleaner din take photo of thread starter for memory's sake
wowowow, u really did that? cant wait? ...dun believe....
Originally posted by Mr Milo:
too bad the cleaner din take photo of thread starter for memory's sake
she might had taken it, but just do not know how to upload into youtube yet, or maybe aunty keep it for private viewing herself, then laugh over it again and again
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firefore edited by fireice...hmmm, go drink my milo first
ho seh liao... she got take pic bo? later she sent to stomp. Thats it
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wah lan eh ... pcc in public toilet ....cannot wait wor? ur home how far away?
No choice mah, MRT suddenly break down for few hours, sure go toilet lor
Pcc in public toilet? Wah..that deprate meh?!?