She is a mystery to me
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take some photo of her and go home PCC.
you'll forget her in no time.
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Mr Milo: Have I seen you from somewhere before?
BBQ gal: I am afraid we have not met before.
Mr Milo: No, I seen you in my dreams. I sense you yearn for something. I sense something is missing in yer life. I sense yer heart is empty, waiting for someone.
BBQ gal: *shy* *shy*
Mr Milo: Ur face, I canot forget, everyday I try to sketch ur beautiful face in my head. I paint yer potrait like Leonardo Da Vinci paint Mona Lisa.
BBQ gal: Umm
Mr Milo: I dream about us so often. Us holding hands, kissing and having picnic by the garden. I dream u wearing the see thru blue long dress wif the stunning pearl necklass.
BBQ gal: Umm..excuse me
Mr Milo: Don't excuse anymore, we are fated to be together. U canot escape fate. Hold my hand, now ! I will lead u to the stars n we will french kiss foreva !
BBQ gal: Excuse me, I am waiting for my hubby to come, he is going to be a bit late.
Mr Milo: Trying harder to get eh? Don't you see? We are meant for each other (tears off his shirt - reveal his six pack muscles like Brian Lautner). AWWOOOO...just tell me you canot resist me. I work out every day, I drink Milo every day, make my body strong.
BBQ gal: No, really, I am waiting for my husband. Here he is, hi!
BBQ gal hubby: Is this guy bothering you?
Mr Milo: Oh I see ! Now you want an exciting challenge. A duel to the death for the hands of the BBQ girl. I challenge u !
<To be continued>
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lol. what a mystery. maybe the look on her face meant that she needs to go to the bathroom cos the food u bbq sucks!
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Originally posted by Frustrated_guy:
Curious abt a girl, doesn't mean you like her. Once you know her every secrets, how will she still stand in your perspective?
Beautiful is such a certainty, but uncertainty is more beautiful~
my all time fave line
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Hit> Pls lor, there are some who specially go for the married ones
Badz> If I'm a player coz I don't wear my ring, so is my husband. So I guess we even out
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Originally posted by Julian.khor:
Mr Milo: Have I seen you from somewhere before?
BBQ gal: I am afraid we have not met before.
Mr Milo: No, I seen you in my dreams. I sense you yearn for something. I sense something is missing in yer life. I sense yer heart is empty, waiting for someone.
BBQ gal: *shy* *shy*
Mr Milo: Ur face, I canot forget, everyday I try to sketch ur beautiful face in my head. I paint yer potrait like Leonardo Da Vinci paint Mona Lisa.
BBQ gal: Umm
Mr Milo: I dream about us so often. Us holding hands, kissing and having picnic by the garden. I dream u wearing the see thru blue long dress wif the stunning pearl necklass.
BBQ gal: Umm..excuse me
Mr Milo: Don't excuse anymore, we are fated to be together. U canot escape fate. Hold my hand, now ! I will lead u to the stars n we will french kiss foreva !
BBQ gal: Excuse me, I am waiting for my hubby to come, he is going to be a bit late.
Mr Milo: Trying harder to get eh? Don't you see? We are meant for each other (tears off his shirt - reveal his six pack muscles like Brian Lautner). AWWOOOO...just tell me you canot resist me. I work out every day, I drink Milo every day, make my body strong.
BBQ gal: No, really, I am waiting for my husband. Here he is, hi!
BBQ gal hubby: Is this guy bothering you?
Mr Milo: Oh I see ! Now you want an exciting challenge. A duel to the death for the hands of the BBQ girl. I challenge u !
<To be continued>
Hahahahahahaha
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i m still trying to understand by listening to...
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Originally posted by elindra:
Hit> Pls lor, there are some who specially go for the married ones
Badz> If I'm a player coz I don't wear my ring, so is my husband. So I guess we even out
I think more are going for those married, motherhood type one, cos we young gals are getting less focus..something is wrong with sg guys?? what ar? -
Originally posted by Julian.khor:
Mr Milo: Have I seen you from somewhere before?
BBQ gal: I am afraid we have not met before.
Mr Milo: No, I seen you in my dreams. I sense you yearn for something. I sense something is missing in yer life. I sense yer heart is empty, waiting for someone.
BBQ gal: *shy* *shy*
Mr Milo: Ur face, I canot forget, everyday I try to sketch ur beautiful face in my head. I paint yer potrait like Leonardo Da Vinci paint Mona Lisa.
BBQ gal: Umm
Mr Milo: I dream about us so often. Us holding hands, kissing and having picnic by the garden. I dream u wearing the see thru blue long dress wif the stunning pearl necklass.
BBQ gal: Umm..excuse me
Mr Milo: Don't excuse anymore, we are fated to be together. U canot escape fate. Hold my hand, now ! I will lead u to the stars n we will french kiss foreva !
BBQ gal: Excuse me, I am waiting for my hubby to come, he is going to be a bit late.
Mr Milo: Trying harder to get eh? Don't you see? We are meant for each other (tears off his shirt - reveal his six pack muscles like Brian Lautner). AWWOOOO...just tell me you canot resist me. I work out every day, I drink Milo every day, make my body strong.
BBQ gal: No, really, I am waiting for my husband. Here he is, hi!
BBQ gal hubby: Is this guy bothering you?
Mr Milo: Oh I see ! Now you want an exciting challenge. A duel to the death for the hands of the BBQ girl. I challenge u !
<To be continued>
Angel: Please hor, no fighting in my pub's porch hor, want to fight, go far far. I go call the Bouncer.BBQ gal: Oh die liao
BBQ gal hubby: Charm liao, spoil my mood
Mr Milo: I better leave now, her bouncer must be damn big and muscular type.
Lau Bouncer Julian Khor arrived
Julian Khor: Simi Tai chi!!! what is going on, who dare to make trouble here!
BBQ gal Hubby: huh! so lau lau weak weak, still can work as bouncer?
Mr Milo: Whahahahahaha!! aiyo, Angel, where you get this ah pek as your bouncer, legs also wobbling.
Angel: Bo bian lah, no one want to work, employ older worker lor, I am testing him now
BBQ gal: Ah pek, can fight or not, if not go home lah
BBQ gal Hubby: Si lor, after said we bully old, weak ah pek, go bring chicken wing for us better lah
Mr Milo: Aiya, dun care him, let settle this problem, you want to fight here or downstair?
...to be continue..
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Originally posted by angel7030:
Angel: Please hor, no fighting in my pub's porch hor, want to fight, go far far. I go call the Bouncer.BBQ gal: Oh die liao
BBQ gal hubby: Charm liao, spoil my mood
Mr Milo: I better leave now, her bouncer must be damn big and muscular type.
Lau Bouncer Julian Khor arrived
Julian Khor: Simi Tai chi!!! what is going on, who dare to make trouble here!
BBQ gal Hubby: huh! so lau lau weak weak, still can work as bouncer?
Mr Milo: Whahahahahaha!! aiyo, Angel, where you get this ah pek as your bouncer, legs also wobbling.
Angel: Bo bian lah, no one want to work, employ older worker lor, I am testing him now
BBQ gal: Ah pek, can fight or not, if not go home lah
BBQ gal Hubby: Si lor, after said we bully old, weak ah pek, go bring chicken wing for us better lah
Mr Milo: Aiya, dun care him, let settle this problem, you want to fight here or downstair?
...to be continue..
Then suddenly Julian, remove all the body prosthetic and facemask DISGUISE, and jump out, a young muscular handsome pure singaporean man APPEAR, with 6 pack abdomen.All the women in the pub say "wah !!!!!! handsome boy...i want i want...Angel, we wanna pay $2,000 an hour for this guy escort service...
Another woman say: WHo is tat? Tom Cruise?
Another say: No I think he is Aaron Kwok
Another say: canot be la, he is so handsome liao n young looking, must be Justin Bieber.
Another chio bu say: Angel I pay $50,000 an hour for this guy, I want to bed him.
Julian: Sorry leh, I don't work for Angel. I am undercover agent for the Immigration & Checkpoint Authority of Singpore (ICA). I here to pose as old man bouncer to spy on Angel's illegal mamasan activities, operating without license and hiring of illegal immigrants.
Angel: Oh, Oooh, so sorry, I beg you, don't take me to prison. I will do anything for you?
Julian: Do anything? hahahahahaha (evil laugh).
Angel: Sex?
Julian: What kind?
Angel: See no touch and touch no see sex.
Julian: I don't do Taiwanese position.
Angel: Please, please, I don't want to be sent back....I will do anything for you. You can do anything to my body...(Strip naked)
Julian: Then you can help my friend, he want to have sex wif you....
Angel: Who? Who? (Saliva dripping out)
Julian: His name is Troublemaker...come out my fren.
Troublemaker: Hahahhahaha, now you are all mine, ALL MINE, Angel !!!! (grab Angel and push her into her room, Angel fall into her bed)
Angel: Help ! Noooo Nooo, I don't want Troublemaker. I want you Julian, you are sooooo soooo handsome, you look like Taylor Lautner, you look so young, I want yer cock !
Julian: Yawn, Yawn. Sorrie I got galfren oledi. Some more u mamasan, I don';t know where your body parts been to. I don;t want to contract STD. Enjoy !
Troublemaker: Wahahahaha, now Angel, you will feel ultimate pleasure. Feel my rod.
Troublemaker: Angel, u eva made luv to a werewolf? It is full moon, my leg hair is growing longer. I will use my long leg hair to tickle yer arm pits.
Angel: Eeck, no no I don't want yer hairy legs !
(Close the door, can hear Angel screaming for her life).
Mr Milo: Hey what about us?
BBQ gal: Yes what about us?
BBQ gal husband: 2 guys and one gal, what should we do?
Julian: You can try DP.
BBQ gal: What is tat? Neva heard before.
Julian: Double penetration.
Mr Milo: BBQ gal husband, which hole u want?
BBQ gal husband: we later one-two choose lah.
Mr Milo: Good idea !
(To be continued)
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Cut CUT CUT!!!!! damn, sack the above script writer!!!! love drama become porn drama..haiz!
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hhahahahaha, i thot i was gd in talking c0ck but you guys really win me hands down man
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Originally posted by angel7030:
Cut CUT CUT!!!!! damn, sack the above script writer!!!! love drama become porn drama..haiz!
Admit it la, I am too good, u canot resist !I will titile the porn video "Angel vs Werewolf sex: Hairy deepthroat Pt 1"