Originally posted by angel7030:
Helo, there is a big differences in drinking water in the public and in pub hor?? first, a nice lady will serve you, you drink in cool and serene atmosphere, secondly, the lady will chat with you and see that you are well serve. And thirdly, we provide music and visual entertainment to your liking. If you want free water, go toilet lah
Waste money leh. Drink draft beer make u afterward vomit out all the beer and make yer belly big big. Want gal talk to you and serve you, can oso go to Singtel service centre, there the gals oso serve you nice nice wat. Or better yet go to Geylang, even cheaper, no need to pay for expensive beer, straight away pay for sex and get serve. Wat for want to chat wif pub waitress n no touch touch?
Serene? Music so noisy canot hear each other. Have to always say "hah hah? what u say, speak louder". Visual entertainment? So dark, see wat? Somore so smokey. Canot breath oso.
angel can has albatross if she play golf with me
Originally posted by Julian.khor:
Halo ah. How can I fall while playing golf ah? I twisted my back playing golf la.
How come one twist only so serious until like that?
Originally posted by gunner77:
How come one twist only so serious until like that?
Driving range, you swing more than 100 times with the 7 iron.
Originally posted by Julian.khor:Driving range, you swing more than 100 times with the 7 iron.
100 balls with 7 iron, u r fuking weak!.
u better go home play with yr 2 balls !!!!!!!
must have swing and miss the ball
Originally posted by FBFIce:angel can has albatross if she play golf with me
i play 18 holes, you go play the 19th hole ya
Originally posted by FBFIce:
100 balls with 7 iron, u r fuking weak!.u better go home play with yr 2 balls !!!!!!!
Beginners la, use some common sense.
Originally posted by Julian.khor:Beginners la, use some common sense.
oh, beginner nah! no wonder go range lah....stand legs too open liao lah....hahaha...ahahahaha!!!! never warmth up
Originally posted by angel7030:
oh, beginner nah! no wonder go range lah....stand legs too open liao lah....hahaha...ahahahaha!!!! never warmth up
MEbbe golf I beginner lah. But when it come to my biological club....FEEL THE POWER. When You see it, you will beg for it, all the saliva drip out. But I won't let you have it...because we are Sg Men and we won't let our genes get polluted by refugees who run away from Chiang Kai Shek regime. Muahahahahaha.
aiya, i teach you lah, i alway go orchid and tanah merah club on weekend afternoon, registered as Lingmei, but most likely i will not be in the range, playing 9 holes, if i manage to passby, just give me a shout ya, i alway wear my pub skirt with a club 69 on it, red in color.
Then i teach you how to whack the bugger hor, hold yr hand and swing with you, but please dun drop saliva hor.
Originally posted by angel7030:aiya, i teach you lah, i alway go orchid and tanah merah club on weekend afternoon, registered as Lingmei, but most likely i will not be in the range, playing 9 holes, if i manage to passby, just give me a shout ya, i alway wear my pub skirt with a club 69 on it, red in color.
Then i teach you how to whack the bugger hor, hold yr hand and swing with you, but please dun drop saliva hor.
y play only 9 holes wen we can play 19 holes together then i give the u the 20th hole - the water hole
Originally posted by angel7030:aiya, i teach you lah, i alway go orchid and tanah merah club on weekend afternoon, registered as Lingmei, but most likely i will not be in the range, playing 9 holes, if i manage to passby, just give me a shout ya, i alway wear my pub skirt with a club 69 on it, red in color.
Then i teach you how to whack the bugger hor, hold yr hand and swing with you, but please dun drop saliva hor.
Expensive lah, tat is why lah, you Taiwanese gals always like to go to expensive golf club. I more smarter than you, I cross the crossway into Johor and go to Austin Golf course, even more cheaper. Sorry cannot give you the rates, because if I do afterward all the Singaporeans will be rushing there.
You can teach me meh? When I show you my meaty big big club, you will be begging for it. But I won't give any to you. Hahaha, tonite you cannot sleep because you will be dreaming about the 12 feet long club.
cant even hit with a 7 iron oridi wan to go down to course?
please dun give golf a bad name some more want cheap golfing
wahhhhhhhhhhhhh......................................................................cheapo golfer
Originally posted by FBFIce:cant even hit with a 7 iron oridi wan to go down to course?
please dun give golf a bad name some more want cheap golfing
wahhhhhhhhhhhhh......................................................................cheapo golfer
U go shoot ur big dick fountain at the esplanade lah.
Originally posted by Julian.khor:
Expensive lah, tat is why lah, you Taiwanese gals always like to go to expensive golf club. I more smarter than you, I cross the crossway into Johor and go to Austin Golf course, even more cheaper. Sorry cannot give you the rates, because if I do afterward all the Singaporeans will be rushing there.You can teach me meh? When I show you my meaty big big club, you will be begging for it. But I won't give any to you. Hahaha, tonite you cannot sleep because you will be dreaming about the 12 feet long club.
U want to contribute to the jam and toll, up to you. Those kind of course in batam, bintang, JB dun need handicap also can play, just imagine. No wonder get backache lah
Originally posted by angel7030:
U want to contribute to the jam and toll, up to you. Those kind of course in batam, bintang, JB dun need handicap also can play, just imagine. No wonder get backache lah
can we go golfing?
huh? after i get raped at the course, how? need to engage a strong caddy
Originally posted by angel7030:huh? after i get raped at the course, how? need to engage a strong caddy
Ya lor FBF Ice like to rape tranvestities wan.
Originally posted by angel7030:huh? after i get raped at the course, how? need to engage a strong caddy
golf is a gentleman game so please dun use the word RAPE
but the feeling of making love in a big open field is beautiful
then why u mention the 20th water hole....u ar?? like chamelon at the green, can change color very fast hor, in green, change green, in sand bunker, change brownish hor
the 'water hole' is normally refer to the cafeteria, where u take your drinks after the 18 th hole
But we call it the 19th hole, the 20th is the toilet
my clubs usually got this 20th hole toilets with nice sauna and spa, but usually you can see a lots of PRC gals hanging around to pick up some durian head
there are 19th 20th, 21th 22th..... hole, all depends on how many holes u can take
girls dun use the word '19th hole' in the golf couse. only man does
sorry, we address girls as ladies in the golf course